I consider myself to be an exceptionally well behaved kid, predominately. Although, the competition I am comparing myself to, may be skewed. According to the 10 commandments of an Asian mother I am rebellious to beyond belief; fortunately, I put on a good front.
Currently cantering to a conclusion of my senior year in high school, I have successfully made it through without causing any significant amount of trouble and affliction. The art of marooning class undetected has been perfected, along with many surplus skills; nothing ostentatious.
Regardless of these skills, and considering myself a well mannered being, I received my first detention.
Perceiving high school from a stereotypical point of view I could dislodge the pity excuse of simply being a kid, and experiencing the standard high school experience... (what b.s.).
What aggravates me about this detention is that it is a lost opportunity... the insignificant regulation broken could have been a better bargain of time.
I would have been more than willing to accept a detention for telling sexual pun jokes in calculus;
telling the math teach how I derived his mother, and that she was f prime...
or
telling someone to find the derivative of my cuspy... where is it discontinuous ?
(excuse juvenile sense of humor).
Or
asking the flirtatious English literature teacher to not wear black thongs under peach skin tight capris, at-least not in high-school where boys' hormones thrive
Alternately, detention was issued due to the visibility of an iPod...
Why Yes, I am quite the B.A.M.F.
P.S.-
I stepped out of detention with tear droplets tattooed fixed under the corner of my left eye (detention incarceration).
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