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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

  • Who Cut the Cheese ?

    Cheesy ass quote of the day, because that's what blogs are for... right?

    " Whatever you hold in your mind will tend to occur in your life. If you continue to believe as if you have always believed, you will continue to act as you have always acted, you will continue to get what you have always gotten. If you want different results in your life or your work, all you have to do is change your mind."

Monday, 15 November 2010

  • Revenge of the Nerds

    Revenge of the Nerd in A.P. Statistics....

    Teacher: Can I talk to you about your homework ?

    Me: Sure thing, is there a problem with it ?

    Teacher: I assigned questions 1 through 50, and yet you only did 1, 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50.

    Me: Oh, well I figured you could plot my results, find the best-fitting curve, and extrapolate how I would do on the others.



    don't mean to be an asshole, I'll bring her an apple tomorrow.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

  • B.A.M.F.

    I consider myself to be an exceptionally well behaved kid, predominately. Although, the competition I am comparing myself to, may be skewed. According to the 10 commandments of an Asian mother I am rebellious to beyond belief; fortunately, I put on a good front.
    Currently cantering to a conclusion of my senior year in high school, I have successfully made it through without causing any significant amount of trouble and affliction. The art of marooning class undetected has been perfected, along with many surplus skills; nothing ostentatious.
    Regardless of these skills, and considering myself a well mannered being, I received my first detention.
    Perceiving high school from a stereotypical point of view I could dislodge the pity excuse of simply being a kid, and experiencing the standard high school experience... (what b.s.).
    What aggravates me about this detention is that it is a lost opportunity... the insignificant regulation broken could have been a better bargain of time.
    I would have been more than willing to accept a detention for telling sexual pun jokes in calculus;
    telling the math teach how I derived his mother, and that she was f prime...
    or
    telling someone to find the derivative of my cuspy... where is it discontinuous ?
    (excuse juvenile sense of humor).
    Or
    asking the flirtatious English literature teacher to not wear black thongs under peach skin tight capris, at-least not in high-school where boys' hormones thrive

    Alternately, detention was issued due to the visibility of an iPod...
    Why Yes, I am quite the B.A.M.F.

    P.S.-
    I stepped out of detention with tear droplets tattooed fixed under the corner of my left eye (detention incarceration).

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